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Gardeners, start your engines!
There’s no mistaking spring fever. I’ve got it … bad.
Am I rushing the season? Probably.
Thrum, thrum, thrum.
Spring’s official start date is March 21. Our weather may be unreliable, but the calendar isn’t. We are looking at winter in the rearview mirror.
Thrum, thrum, thrum.
What’s ahead, unless nature decides to do herself one better and deliver a polar vortex that lasts until September, is summer. And to that end, my thoughts are turning to seeds. How to get a jumpstart on our always-too-brief gardening season?
Grow as many plants as you have room for in your basement seed-starting setup or in a south-facing window upstairs.
I used to have the former, thanks to the generosity of a reader who was moving and needed a place to stash hers. My setup included heat mats, tubular grow lights, and spacious black plastic trays.
But the basement just isn’t where I want to be at this time of year (at any time of year, actually).
One option is winter seeding. Just sprinkle some seeds in starter mix in plastic, gallon-sized milk carton cut in half. The seeds will do what seeds always do given half a chance.
The sealed jug acts as a greenhouse that allows the seeds to germinate several weeks ahead of direct sowing. No need to let seedlings “harden off,” or to force the break in dormancy called stratification.
A cold frame is another way to move seed-starting outside. I made mine from an old storm window hinged to a 12-foot by 2-foot board. Three more such boards cut to fit the shape of the door were nailed together at the corners to make a raised bed.
If you have a storm door and jamb in the garage you can use that. Or pick one up at a salvage place like Building Materials Outlet in Eagan.
My cold frame is big enough both to start seeds and to protect seedlings started indoors.
I grow nasturtiums from seed in my south-facing bay window because there’s no seed easier to coax into germinating and holding its own against damping off and other such diseases of early childhood in plants.
There’s also nothing prettier than a mound of nasturtiums spilling out onto a stone terrace or over a wall or out of a window box.
My pen pal Mike is way ahead of me. But then his expertise is based on generations of gardening and farming experience handed down, whereas I come from a long line of certified organic golfers.
Mike boasted in a recent email that he has already ordered nasturtiums, marigolds, sweet peppers, strawberries and tomatoes.
He is probably done planting them by now.
Damn that guy.
Mike’s tomatoes will be knee-high by the time I get around to either buying full-grown plants, which I consider cheating, or watching my grown-from-seed heirlooms turn red just in time for an early frost to kill them.
Last year my chickens did most of that dirty work, poking their beaks through the wire mesh I’d tied to the tomato rings for protection. A single peck is all it takes to ruin a tomato.
That’s one of many reasons why I built a run for my flock.
I can call it a flock now now that three baby chicks have raised the total to a respectable six.
One of them looks like she belongs in an animal rescue shelter. My vet says she’s not dying of some parasitic infestation caused by my negligence, but I will say this: Keeping a clean chicken coop is not for sissies.
The shedding of feathers that began just when she seemed to need them most (and just after she took a break from egg-laying) is called molting. It is apparently normal, but so frightening to this novice chicken farmer that I moved her indoors for a week.
She received care comparable to that of a five-star hotel. Despite that, she wanted nothing more than to tough out the cold snap with her pals. Yesterday I noticed new feathers filling in the bald patches.
Maybe she WAS molting.
So, my hens’ free-ranging days are over. I hope this doesn’t send them into a fatal funk, but henceforth the garden plants they love will be delivered to their door.
This novel concept came to me too late in the season to prevent the girls from destroying most of my garden except the plants they didn’t like the taste of.
Dead nettle (aka Lamium) is among their favorites, and since I always have way more than the rest of my plants can handle, I will resume last year’s routine of digging it up from around the roses with my pitchfork and tossing the whole tangled mess into the run to a muted chorus of: “How could she? It’s so pretty.”
My dead nettle grows most abundantly where people passing by can observe its wanton destruction. They’re right. It IS pretty. So is creeping Charlie. And like the latter, it will grow back.
Mike is as hopeful as I am that this year’s crop of Japanese beetles was likewise sacrificed to the greater good, thanks to last month’s Arctic blast.
In that optimistic scenario, such extreme cold snaps could be a blessing in disguise by delivering the same fatal blow that our long, hard winters used to deliver… again and again and again.
I wonder if the polar vortex really will save our ash trees, as arborists are hoping.
Mike says he’ll start the marigolds and peppers around March 10.
“I am going to try growing them in large pots. I’ll stick a tomato plant in extra spaces. The marigolds will go into pots also so I can move them where needed. I have ordered nasty seeds and I’ll probably start them under lights in mid-March also.”
“Nasty” is Mike-speak for nasturtiums.
In answer to my question about how to compost all the nitrogen-rich chicken poop I’d accumulated in the coop using the dry litter method (spreading straw over the poop, which in winter immediately freezes, and letting it partially decompose there until it all gets moved to the compost pile), Mike suggested I get a tumbler to ease the hard work of turning the pile.
This is a cylinder-shaped compost bin. You can either roll it or crank it.
Another method is to put your pile on a tarp and turn it over by pulling up one side.
Ash from my wood-burning stove goes onto the pile too, along with food wastes that are NOT meat. As the pile heats up and melts the snow, it needs additional water and lots of turning to keep oxygen evenly distributed and prevent the straw from rotting.
None of this can be done now. My pile is still frozen solid. But in a few days, if the warm weather holds, I’ll give it a try.
By that time the ammonia odor will have dissipated. It’s the ammonia that causes raw manure to kill plants.
As to the tumbler, I guess I’ll pass. For the blundering gardener the best bet is usually to let nature do the heavy lifting and the heavy thinking too.
A tumbler is a closed system. It keeps out all those microbes and bugs in the soil that help balance the carbon-to-nitrogen ratio that raises the temperature that breaks down the contents of the pile and blends them in the same way you cook a complex stew over the stove.
They do this quickly — i.e., before your pile can turn stinky and toxic for reasons other than the ammonia in chicken manure.
Next time I’ll tell you about the tomato seed that came in last fall with a fiddle leaf ficus.
My guess is that it’s taller than Mike’s.
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